District Registry
EMOTIONAL
DISTRICTS
Official civilization zones maintained by the Bureau of Emotional Catastrophes. Each district represents a distinct emotional survival strategy that somehow became infrastructure.
District Archive
The Spinning Kingdom
Control prevents catastrophe.
Important District Rule
IF AN OBJECT CAUSES EMOTIONS, IT WILL EVENTUALLY REQUIRE PERMISSION.
District Archive
The Tower District
Isolation has become vertical infrastructure.
Important District Rule
ANYTHING LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME PUBLIC INFRASTRUCTURE.
District Archive
The Mirror Kingdom
Truth remains visible whether you want it to or not.
Important District Rule
REFLECTIONS ARE CONSIDERED LEGALLY RELEVANT.
District Archive
The Candy District
Comfort is generous until it becomes containment.
Important District Rule
LEAVING WITHOUT DESSERT IS CONSIDERED EMOTIONALLY HOSTILE.
District Archive
The Woodland District
Warmth must be maintained manually.
Important District Rule
IF THE HOUSE FEELS CALM, SOMEONE IS PROBABLY OVERWORKED.
District Archive
The Royal Ballroom District
Performance is survival.
Important District Rule
IF AN EMOTION BECOMES VISIBLE, IT IMMEDIATELY BECOMES SOCIAL.
District Archive
The Skybound Market District
Opportunity exists above consequences.
Important District Rule
IF YOU CAN CLIMB TO IT, SOMEONE WILL TRY TO MONETIZE IT.
District Archive
The Aspirational District
You are not there yet. Keep becoming.
Important District Rule
YOU ARE NOT THERE YET. KEEP BECOMING.