Citizen Record
Rafielle Lune
Tower-bound hair ecosystem citizen
Classification: Vertical Emotional Accumulation
Warning
Hair may contain unauthorized wildlife.
Official Incident Archive
A tower-district infrastructure emergency involving extreme hair growth, unauthorized climbing, and possible ecosystems inside the braid.
Musical Documentation
This incident (music) is available on several platforms.
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Supporting visual record from the archive
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Affected citizens
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Citizen File
Incident Timeline: Escalation Chronology
Phase 1
Hair Growth Normalization
Extended isolation allowed hair length to exceed ordinary personal grooming boundaries and enter infrastructure territory.
Phase 2
Wildlife Settlement Event
Multiple creatures appeared to establish informal residence inside the braid.
Phase 3
Unauthorized Prince Climb
A romantic visitor attempted vertical access using hair not certified for load-bearing transportation.
Phase 4
Emergency Scissor Recommendation
District officials recommended immediate trimming before the braid acquired further legal personhood.
Public Safety Recommendations
- Hair should not be used as public transportation.
- Any braid requiring its own zip code should be evaluated by infrastructure authorities.
- Princes must complete climbing safety training before romantic ascents.
Involved districts
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District Record
The Tower District
Isolation has become vertical infrastructure.
Longing, entanglement, and accumulated identity.
District FileLyrics
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh How’s your tower passing every safety code? That giant braid of yours is blocking half the road There’s three confused pigeons currently trapped inside the fold Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh You been growing hair since, like, the Middle Ages Now it’s got its own mysterious ecosystem changes I saw two tiny squirrels building luxury cottages Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And before that prince climbs up your curtain Rapunzel needs a haircut Needs a trim And before he pulls a hamstring flirting Rapunzel needs a haircut Needs a trim Needs a trim (snip-snip) Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Haircut Your shampoo bill could bankrupt smaller nations That braid requires industrial ventilation And every comb you own has filed for resignation Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh There’s seventeen birds currently nesting near your ear A tiny marching band appears to live in there this year And something in your ponytail just whispered: “Leave us here” Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh And before that prince climbs up your curtain Rapunzel needs a haircut Needs a trim And before he tears both pants while flirting Rapunzel needs a haircut Needs a trim (Somebody call a barber, snip-snip) Someone get Rapunzel some scissors Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Someone get Rapunzel some scissors Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Someone get Rapunzel some scissors Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip Conditioner Extra-moist-moist-moist Conditioner Conditioner Extra-moist-moist-moist Conditioner And before that tower gets extensions Maybe cut it just a little Just a bit? Someone get Rapunzel some scissors How’s your tower passing every safety code? That giant braid of yours requires its own zip code