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THE CANDY DISTRICT

Comfort is generous until it becomes containment. Aggressive hospitality and sweetness overload.

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Refusing muffins may escalate attachment protocols

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Oven-adjacent hospitality currently under review

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Sugar-based emotional dependency spreading

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LEAVING WITHOUT DESSERT IS CONSIDERED EMOTIONALLY HOSTILE.

If people are full enough, they might not leave.

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